So That’s How I Met Your Father: Flash 14

So That’s How I Met Your Father: Flash 14

Continued from here – Now the final episode


Kneeling in front of him, the strippergram looked poised to undo his flies! With hands cuffed behind his back, Jacob was powerless to resist. Then slowly, it dawned on me that everyone would be expecting to see boxers under his jeans… but he was still wearing my panties!

For a moment I held my breath and if truth be told, wanted to cover my eyes too. I could hardly bear to watch. But then Jacob spoke up. Loudly…

“Hey. Whoa… We don’t want to be freaking anybody out here. I think you need to stop right there. Have a G & T instead. Granddad, can you get the two new guests a drink? I seemed to be a little tied up at the moment.”

But Mr Roberts was having none of it. “Now Jacob, these girls are only doing their job,” he said with a wide smile.

The strippergram returned to her task when just in time Jacob shouted, “commando. I am going commando! We don’t want to scare anyone away.”

“Oh, I see. Why didn’t you say sooner?” Mr Roberts addressed the room, “we shouldn’t be surprised as he is a corporal.” He chuckled.

Jacob was set free, Mr Roberts got the new guests a strong drink and Jane put another Tom Jones song on the record player.

And me? It had been a long evening, with copious amounts of alcohol along with thrills and surprises. Enough was enough… I sat down on the sofa and promptly fell asleep…


“And so that, my darling children, is how I met your father…” Gen hugged her twins. “Now, time for bed. You have school tomorrow.”

“Mum. One question… does daddy still wear your panties?”

THE END


The future’s Bright:

Epilogue… that night proved to be a pivotal moment in all of their lives.

Gen and Jacob: Yes, you guessed it… There was only ever one destiny for the star of the show couple. Marriage, twin girls and a happy ever after. With just one little addition, Gen insists that every weekend Jacob must wear her panties.

Mr Roberts: He did turn out to be a sex bomb, and even though there was a thirty-one-year gap between him and Jane, they could not deny their mutual admiration. They sold their respective properties, bought an apartment in the Algarve and very much enjoy living in sin!

Anne: Curiosity got the better of Anne when she saw the police arriving at Mr Roberts’ house. She nipped back over for another G & T, got chatting with one of the strippers and within a month moved in with her, having found the love of her life.


So now let’s quietly leave these lovely people to their lives and get on with our own 🙂


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Series spin-offs: Want to know a little more about Mr Roberts? Or how Gen felt when Jacob first kissed her?


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